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Hi Im Slone and im not going to embarrass myself by writing an about me because theres really nothing else to know about me other than that i like dumb stuff and that im really friendly and oh i used to be hislastwords yup hungry shark(s)

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christianmingle:

thekatie:

holy shityes

imagine your walking on the street one day and then all of a sudden miley cyrus spits dog saliva on you

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licking-rainbows:

How can u not reblog

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What happens when you leave your iPad unattended

What happens when you leave your iPad unattended

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How to Flirt

smile

wink

use cheesy pick up lines

gently stroke cheek

slowly lift rag drenched in chloroform and cover mouth/nose

drag to car

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trinnyandsusannah:

if u say gucci gucci louis louis fendi fendi prada 3 times into a mirror at midnight the ghost of kreayshawn will appear and congratulate u for being the only person who still remembers that song

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kcalogero:

this is what my sister’s boyfriend does to her…

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christianmingle:

whatafuckinfamilypicture:

Imagine texting Shel Silverstein

imagine sexting shel silverstein

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shavingryansprivates:

shavingryansprivates:

can you imagine how bad kids are gonna be in like 100 years

i bet kids will lose their virginity at like 9 years old by then

i’ve just been informed that multiple people know 9 year olds who have had sex

i’m going to go kill myself goodbye

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astroize:

“YOU ARE NOT A REAL FAN I SHOULD KNOW BECAUSE I AM ONE”

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wow the posts on my dashboard stopped making sense guess its time to go to bed

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